After my Young Republicans meeting tonight (woot woot), I went to my bi-weekly Thursday night party called Gin Bucket hosted by a couple of my friends. One of my friends has a new roomate who has a very big, friendly dog name Routu (sp?). Routu looks to be an Alaskan Huskie or something of that general descritpion; just a beautiful dog! I really like big dogs (little ones freak me outsometimes), so I made sure to play with him, pet him, and all and all try to make friends with him. Apparently, he misread my intentions. I'm not sure he was picking up more than a friend vibe from me, but when I wasn't looking, he went straight for my "man junk" if you know what I'm saying. At first, I thought it may have been him just playing, but then he went for it again and again with a higher level of aggression. I tried to back him down by telling him he couldn't do that since he hadn't even bought me dinner, but he kept on trying to put moves on me. At one point when I was standing up, he stuck his nose right in my butt and somewhat goosed me. I guess the moral of this story is that I am, as I have noted in the past, only able to attract the gays, weather they be human or "man's best buddy"
I don't think I need to comment here - JFA
ReplyDeleteWhat you need to do is figure out how to get an actual account so you can leave your name...does name/website not work as an option?
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