A dork in any decade

I discovered one of the truly great websites of our generation: http://www.yearbookyourself.com. This website proves a theory I have long suspected: that I would be uncool and a dork in any decade in which I happened to live. Enjoy the photos and various comments.


Dan Surfer Dork


I make one incredibly ugly black guy.


I look like a cross between Anthony Michael Hall and Debbie Gibson


Did I mug Bill Cosby for that sweater?


Business in the front, party in the back.


Is that an alien life form on my head?


Here, I looke like I could be a love child of President Obama or this could pass as my cousin Alan's actual high school picture.


The unknown Gibb brother...Gilbert


I can't wash my hair all that often to keep that shine.


This is when I was going through my Jim Jones bodyguard stage.


If I cut up a carpet and pasted it to my head, I wouldn't have burns like this.


Sadly, this wins the award for coolest pic.


My mom once had the exact hairstyle.


I have seen stop signs that swing out from the side of a school bus that don't come out as far as that one ear.


Ronnie Shelton



A lean mean lovin machine right there!


Here, I look like a second cousin to the Mad Magazine mascot.


My official NASA ID badge photo.

And what yearbook would be complete without some student life photos?


Coming up next, tradegy strikes the band when Behind the Music continues.


These two high school sweethearts would get married and have some seriously ugly children, all of which would join the AV club in the next picture.


See what I mean.


There is a good chance my mother has stitched my name in my underwear in this picture.


Sadly, the closet I've ever been to playing football.


I think I have a striking resemblance to John F. Kennedy in this one.