Royal dork flush

Who puts a cabinet above a toilet? The Noodles Company in Des Peres, MO, that's who! I had just finished a very delicious, if not grossly expensive, plate of squiggle noodles, and I had to use the facilities. When I was done, I kind of did a stand and three quarters turn to go for the flush. Seeing that it was somewhat of a low toilet, I had to somewhat bend down to reach the flush handle thingy. When I did, I hit my head hard on the corner of the cabinet that was above the toilet. While these pictures are not real time as it were, I took some pictures afterward as a dramatization. I then went back out to the restaurant, rubbing my head, and I asked the manager who would put a cabinet above a toilet like that; it was just begging for someone to hit their head as I had just done. She told me that she had never heard of anyone hitting their head on the cabinet (a statement that I find hard to believe). I proceeded to show her the pictures of the dramatization I had just taken. She looked at me strangely...