Favorite Quotes

Here is a listing of some of my favorite quotes.

"All warfare is based on deception" Sun Tzu

"Again, wine and women bring many a man to misery and make a fool of him. Shall we, therefore, kill all the women and pour out all the wine?" Martin Luther

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." Winston Churchill

"Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall!" Ronald Reagan

"But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret." Ronald Reagan

"Most people's historical perspective begins with the day of their birth."" Rush Limbaugh

"No nation ever taxed itself into prosperity." Rush Limbaugh

"I owe nothing to Women's Lib." Margaret Thatcher

"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Ecclesiastes 10:2

"The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it." Niccolo Machiavelli

"Guilt is like a bag of fucking bricks. All you gotta is set it down... Who are you carrying all those bricks for anyway?" John Milton (Al Pacino in The Devil's Advocate)

"Pears are grown, coke bottles are made." Dan Allen

"Live like no one else, so later on, you can live like no one else." Dave Ramsey

"I'm better than I deserve." Dave Ramsey

"I believe you show me a three year old running around a flea market in his underpants drinking coca-cola out of a baby bottle, and I'll show you a future NASCAR fan." Jeff Foxworthy

"I believe that sometimes you've got to wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the truck payment." Larry the Cable Guy

"The difference between being a hero and being stupid is success" anonymous

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." Eleanor Roosevelt

"Yes dear. You're right. I'm sorry." Bob Brenley

"Every new beginning comes from some other
beginning's end." Semisonic

"You can't build a new society with old ideas." Nikita Khrushchev

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." Albert Einstein

"As Abraham Lincoln said, ‘If you are racist, I will attack you with the North.’' Michael Scott

"A friend is never a freeloader." Don Allen

"Just win baby!" Al Davis

"Professors should not be allowed to celebrate Christmas until they have posted their grades." Victoria Potz

"You remember the day you got married, the day you had your first child, and the first time you had a Gillio's Pizza!" Curt Divine

"There are people in need of help. Charity is one of the nobler human motivations. The act of reaching into one's own pockets to help a fellow man in need is praiseworthy and laudable. Reaching into someone else's pocket is despicable and worthy of condemnation." Walter E. Williams

"To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most." One of Murphy's Laws