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Sunday, February 1, 2009

Reverse Underwear Mullet

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So I was getting out of the shower this morning on my way to church. I was a bit late as usual, and knowing that I had a load of laundry in the dryer, I went to the utility room to get a nice, clean warm pair of underwear. Lets be honest, putting on a pair of underwear fresh from the dryer in the wintertime is one of life's true joys. Anyway, I really wasn't paying attention to how I was putting on this pair of underwear, but I thought something felt different. Now, a little bit of back story is in order at this time. I started buying men's bikini cut underwear a long time ago for a "medical" reason that I care not to go into at this time, but trust me, it was for a very very good reason. The side benefit of this is that I have some entertainment looking at myself walk by my multitude of mirrors in my house. Anyway, when I turned on the light in my bedroom after putting them on in the dark (which is the baptist way to put on underwear after all), I noticed that not only were they inside out, but they were on backwards. Before I corrected this unfortunate situation, I took a moment to note the sensation I was currently feeling. After giving it a moments thought, I coined the term "reverse underwear mullet" for the simple reason that the sensation I was now feeling was best described as "business in the front and party in the back" due to the way I was now being covered resulting in the back side of me feeling like I had on a thong. Good times....good times.

1 comment:

  1. If I could, I would warn people not to read this! I wish I never had. Also, another reason to not be baptist. - JFA

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