In another of my every popular I am a mall retard stories, I went to the mall today to kill some time before I had my house group meeting (see above). I had worn my new green shirt I had bought this past weekend, but I had sent it through the wash and I was convinced the shirt had faded after the one wash. I couldn't get this thought out of my mind and I'd look at it with a tad bit of "buyer's remorse" thinking the shirt had already lost some of its color. I went to the display where the shirt was located and held it up the identical shirt I was wearing. I compared the two shirts carefully and finally concluded that the shirt hadn't faded and it was simply that color. I also concluded the shirt was one of those shirts that was a slave to the light present. I couldn't get away, however, without a woman with her daughter walking by and seeing what I was doing and having her say "I think you've already got that one!!!" (yuk yuks all around).
Standing there, I quickly realized I was wearing practically the identical outfit the mannequin was wearing, so I snapped a picture of the mannequin with my camera phone. I'd take a picture of me too, but take my advice, I look just like this except with my head as opposed to being headless. Also, please ignore the portion of the mannequin peck in the bottom left hand corner of the picture.
You mean like a "Two Face" - JFA
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